I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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