And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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