I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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