hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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