we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
the liver wants what the liver wants
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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