hotel room ftw
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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