carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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