I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I think your dad took our porno
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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