Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
