we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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