the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
