oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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