Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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