She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
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