Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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