Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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