your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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