I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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