My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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