69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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