i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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