no. you can't hotbox the world.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
