i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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