After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
tell me about the eggs
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