i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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