her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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