Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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