I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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