**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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