We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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