Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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