he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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