You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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