i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
