She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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