Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Randomize
