I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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