can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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