Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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