and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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