It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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