i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Randomize
