I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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