Pants 0. Shit 1.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
