So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
