They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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