how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
two words...techno handjob
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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