youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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