i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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