I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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