My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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