im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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