And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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