BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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