Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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