whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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