Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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