Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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